How to celebrate Australia Day like an Aussie

Australia Day marks the arrival of Britain's First Fleet to Australia in 1788. Follow this 14-step guide to celebrate like an Aussie:

1. Sleep in.
2. Put the beer on ice.
   
   
    
3. Go for a swim.
4. Turn on the radio to Triple J. Listen to the Hottest 100.
5. Crack a cold beer.
6. Kick the footie around.
   
   
    
7. Turn on the BBQ.
8. Crack a cold beer.
9. Men stand around the BBQ and cook sausages.
10. Get sunburnt.
11. Crack a cold beer.
12. Eat burnt sausages.
13. Play back yard cricket.
    
    
14. Go to bed early because you have work the next day.......

Cheers mate!